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In my bid to do my bit for the ANON war against Scientology, here’s a run-down of the most absurd bits of Scientology lore. It’s batshit insane, and unlike what the liberals are saying, should be banned outright on the grounds that it is not a religion just because some gullible people believe in it’s doctrines.
A lot of people respond with “Oh but Christians believe insane stuff too, so what about them.” Well they’re JUST as insane, let’s fight each battle separately. I am just as vocal about Intelligent Design, so shut your stupid face, world.
Crazy Scientology Facts
It’s founder, L Ron Hubbard, was a science fiction writer before inventing Scientology.
The Church believe that an intergalactic overlord called Xenu, who presided over 78 planets, over 78 million years ago, and brought the overpopulated masses from the other planets to”The Prison Planet” Earth (called TeeGeeAk) where he bombed them with Hydrogen bombs.
To avoid controversy in the late 60′s, Hubbard took to the seas in a fleet of ships he commanded, named the fleet “Sea Org“, took a load of crazy recreational drugs, tortured his crew and had semiclad girls wait on him hand a foot.
David Miscavige, leader of the Church of Scientology, used to beat his aides.
L Ron Hubbard once begged the Veterans Administration for psychiatric help.
Scientologists refer to non-Scientologists as “wogs”. The term is copyrighted. It is unsurprising to learn that Hubbard was a racist too.
The Church of Scientology is not a church, it’s a corporation.
Hubbard was a serial masturbator, noting in his diaries:
I have a very bad masturbatory history. I was taught when I was 11 and, despite guilt, fear of insanity, etc. etc. I persisted.
The Chuirch of Scientology forged bomb threats from one of its ex members to frame her for conviction.
A randomised study of the Stress Test the Church offers had 3 individuals submit diametrically opposed answers – details here. The results all reflected negative results, requiring treatment. Which means the test is weighted towards negativity.
Usually it’s Google doing the censoring. But Scientology has leaned on the Internet Giant to remove the CrazyEyes Cruise clip.
How futile is it? It’s obvious that the clip won’t go away. One look at Digg tells you it’s already on a torrent site. All you do is look weak. Andprove that the Scientologists have a grip on you, even if you are Google.
Keep posting the damn video. Why wouldn’t they want it seen I wonder?
In the aftermath surrounding the Tom Cruise video, The COS has, unsurprisingly enough, started down the road to Enlightenment (read “litigation”) with the following letter.
For more, look no further than http://www.xenu.org